The Incredible Journey of a New User (Part 3!)

New User: i cnt wait to log on and see how my new leeg is doing!

*eos.psim.us*



New User: g-g-gold...? w0t? where is eos? were is my leeg?! 

New User: scuse me! can some1 tell me where to find eos? 

*3 weeks later, chat hasn't moved*

~Admeme: oh sry didn't see your question. eos is gone, it's origin server now!

New User: origin.psim.us? is that were my leeg is now?? thnk u kind admin sir

*You have been banned by staff member: ~Admeme | Reason: Advertising*

New User: w8 w0t... oki

*origin.psim.us*

New User: hi origin! i'm looking for m--



New User: um s-s-sry but I--




New User: I just need to talk to a..




New User: fml...





@averagemod: hi new user, do you need some help?? !pr
!pr !pr

New User: yes pls im trying to find my leeg. i had on eos. was called mega cool leeg of champions! is it on this server?

@averagemod: ok so first you

@averagemod: click the +

@avergaemod: button

@averagemod: and then 

@averagemod: you

@averagemod: look for

@averagemod: your league 

@average Mod: name

New User: oh thnx you so much

New User: you so helpful

New User: and amazing staff

*You have been locked by Staff Member: @averagemod | Reason: Flooding*

*pms @averagemod*

New User: scuse me but i dont know why i was locked 

@averagemod: stop

New User: w0t? but...

@averagemod: PM HARASSMENT! STOP RIGHT NOW OR BAN!

New User: oki

*pm admin*

New User: scuse me but can i get unlok, i did noting rong

*2 hours later*

New User: hello?

*next day*

New User: r u heer? .n.

*thanksgiving*

New User: um

*2nd coming of Jesus*

~Codemin: oh sry did u need something?

New User: FUQ

DOES NEW USER EVER GET UNLOCKED? WILL HE EVER FIND HIS LEAGUE? WHO WILL HE TALK TO NEXT?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY OF A NEW USER!