The Incredible Journey of a New User (Part 4!)

*pms*

~Codemin: oh sry did u need something?



New User: FUQ

~Codemin: oh i see. you needed an unlock? 

~Codemin: why didn't you just ask a driver?

*lobby*

%Gimp Pollen Flood: YOU'RE ALL RETARD REG USERS HAHAHAHAHA. MY % MAKES ME BETTER THAN YOU

OriginUser: stop bullying me pls

%Gimp Pollen Flood: YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!

*OriginUser has been locked by Gimp Pollen Blunt (bcuznobodywillstopme)!*

*pms*

~Codemin: nvm

*You have been unlocked by ~Codemin*

New User: btw do u no how i can git leeg on origin?

~Codemin: well first you'll need some origin bucks! i'd suggest going to casino

~Codemin: it's a welcoming room i promise 

New User: ok thx u



*in casino*

New User: hey everi1 am new to origin! how 2 git buks??

$CasinoNub: here, just join my dice! if ur lucky, you might win!

*makes 100 buck dicegame*

New User: oh so nice, ty! but i only hav 100 buks, i don wan risk it all! 

$CasinoNub: wut did u just say...

New User: i don wan risk it all....

$CasinoNub: join the dice fgt

New User: but...

$CasinoNub: JOIN THE DICE FGT! NO BALLS!

New User: b-b-but... 

$CasinoNub: JOIN THE FKIN DICE B4 I SHREK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH MY MEME STICK FGT

#NubOwner: Hey! That's rude! Can we maybe almost please be nice, i think? Maybe... 

$CasinoNub: rule 11

#NubOwner: oh i see, carry on

*leaves casino*

*joins lobby*

New User: oki. can sum1 pls tell me how to git moar buks?!

+GiddyVoice: you can just go onto forum

+GiddyVoice: !pr im psure you can find an event to join or something

New User: origin haz forum?

+GiddyVoice: originps.boards.net/

New User: oh amazin, ty!

*clicks link*

New User: i bet tis gon be so pretty an wonderful an--



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New User: no.... wut is dis place...
















WILL NEW USER EVER GET HIS LEAGUE? WILL FORUM EVER LOOK BETTER? STAY TUNED FOR PART 5!!!111!!1